Is this it? Is this how it ends? Haha, no. This is not what I pictured it’d be like. The dream was to go out drowning in a boat accident somewhere in the Lake Victoria, surrounded by family as we all drown together; nobody left to mourn the other, nobody to bury the other, and…
“So, do you want a boy? Do you want a girl?”“I don’t know. I just wanted to get drunk, have some fun, and if I get lucky, get laid. Not a baby.” “How long?” I ask her. “Sijui.” Cold reply. Huh? You can’t just say you don’t know. You cannot not know. This is important.…
“My place? Your place? Just be freshly showered and bring your own condom. And if you tell anyone about this, I’ll deny it ever happened.” Story time. So, the Corona virus is here. People are locked indoors with their loved ones trying to stay alive. Those that pray are really doing their best, those that…
Been having a lot of time on my hands lately so I figured out what the heck, why can’t I just write? And by lot of time I mean lots and lots of time. See, the thing is, I’m currently confused between considering myself jobless (consultant) or I’m just totally jobless like other niggas in…
If you’re reading this then I’m probably dead… Okay, what am I even saying? I ain’t dead. Unless if I’m truly dead by the time you read this then I’ll really be dead, which will be an awesome coincidence, right? Otherwise I’m still alive here, I just thought I’d use that death thing as my…
They say it’s a personality thing, but to me beer is best drunk cold, not warm. Some folks like Tusker, I prefer Guinness any day. Some folks like vodka; I’ll take whisky, dry whisky, bitter, and crisp. Not mixed with soda or lime, or any of those things people call chasers. The only thing that…
Am glad you are away I got to listen to Drake and was blown away Haha, I actually deleted your number coz I overwhelmingly panicked that you were still in love with your ex I don’t even know why It broke my heart I guess I always wanted to be that someone to you A…
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